Slight acidity with two minor skids drawn at the base of the pan.
posted by MrGeorge at 7:02 AM

Feathery flurries in recent days and yet last night's party food and drink has produced a firm egg. Barmy but wonderful.
posted by MrGeorge at 3:23 AM

Another feathery flurry.
posted by MrGeorge at 9:02 PM

Lank russet strips. Smelt like I'd been abroad. I had not.
posted by Nils at 5:15 AM

Sloppy, sore and exceptionally pale. No fun.
posted by Nils at 3:28 AM

This stool knocked urgently and fell away from me with aplomb.

Loose, not sloppy, like short lengths of a broken corduroy tube. Scent? Just this side of vinegar.
posted by Nils at 4:32 AM

This morning’s birth neatly summarised last night’s erratic diet of pizzas, pastas, hams, ports, wines and colas. I was running late and eager to complete. But I was too hasty and forced to deliver a post-wipe encore.
posted by MrGeorge at 3:47 AM

there are very few things in this world quite as satisfying as laying a large turd in the middle of a forest in the spring
posted by Mike at 3:24 PM